For Christmas I received:
An extra 15 pounds,
323 new grey hairs,
and a fuzz-stash.
But, looking on the bright side:
The 15 pounds will keep me warmer as the temps drop,
two is better than one,
grey goes with everything,
and as for the fuzz-stash, that was so eloquently pointed out to me by one of my dear sons, well, they make something for that, don’t they?